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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Do you like apples? Yes

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty