What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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The Female Orgasm

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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