- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Knock Knock Come in.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Brad Fuller!

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

falling didnt make the difference

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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