- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

ugh good riddance

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

breasts

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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