whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What is life? Paul.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Because she has down's syndrome

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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