Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Where's the dick??? east

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Check out page 4016 :)

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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1+2 = 6

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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