- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Vagina.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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