Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Sac

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Knock Know! Come in!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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