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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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