A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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hi jonny

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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