what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Potassium? K.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Do you love me? No.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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