What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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a man makes a bad joke

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What's blue? The sky.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Where's the dick??? east

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