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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Misner is a twat.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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