what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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xavier stop

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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