Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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