Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Whats 2+1? 2.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

thumb_up thumb_down +37

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops