- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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