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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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