- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Womens rights

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

I died shortly after writing this.

you will now laugh.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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