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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

Daym im romantic

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

What happen? Idk...

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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