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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

i lost the game

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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