Whats red and dirty? Her period

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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