- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Keanu Reaves

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

women's rights

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Keanu Reaves

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

women's rights

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

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