Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Black people stink of shite!

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Anti Joke

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