- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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