- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...