Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Anti Joke

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