I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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