- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

lewis ya baggy fuck

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??