Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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