- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

why dont they make black forks

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