- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What's the deal with brown?

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

whats white and looks like paper paper

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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