Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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mark is religion

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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