What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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jibby jobby

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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kesha is a virgin.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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