- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

balls

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Spinabifita

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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