A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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