Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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