Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Andy Carrol

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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