why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

hey justin

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

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