How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Im black

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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1+2 = 6

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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