- Anti Joke

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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im a dragon, no im not

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.