- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Poop

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Dumb

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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