Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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12 in general

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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