- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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