- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Corn Muffins

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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