I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

so the weather's nice...

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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