I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Please? No.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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