- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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