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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

cliché rebecca black joke.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the fish say after he

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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