A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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HURT

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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National security?

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