Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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