Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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jwe

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luke moore cant pull it back

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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