what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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He walked in a bar

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Mullets

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Anti Joke

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