What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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