- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Cows are land manatees.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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