- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did the book disappear?

black people are white when i use night gogles

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

giddy goat

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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