Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Ju... Just why?

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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9/11.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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