Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Banana Hamock.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

thumb_up thumb_down +21

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +19

knock knock

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops