Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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